Wish, Ruin a Wish

Example: 1st Person: I wish I had a pony.
2 Person: Granted, but the pony ate you the next day. I wish I had some chocolate to eat.
3rd person: Granted, but the chocolate was food-poisoned. I wish I had some mtn dew.

And so on. o3o

Sooo, I'll start. xD

I wish I had 1 Million Dollars.

To spend on another wish. {You know, bribing the magical fairy/genie that gave it to you in the first place?}

I wish I had a non-boring English/Grammar Teacher.

Granted, but the teacher moved to Czechoslovakia.

I wish I had a giant mouse who had wings to fly me everywhere I wanted.

Granted but then the mouse get rabies and goes crazy after biting you and running away into the forest.

I wish more people would join this site DX

Granted, but most lost their ever-lovin' mind and ran off to CS again and forogt all about this magical place. TT_TT

I wish queens lived in castles and had pretty little daughters who fall in love with other princes like in fairytales 8D